Golfing With an Old Guy

Golfing With An Old Guy

By Mark Worden

He hit it down the middle,
As usual!
But he just had a short cart ride,
To hit it again!

He was on the green
in four,
and made a 15 foot putt
for a bogey.

I said, "Great
net birdie, Bernie".
He said " I get three strokes
on this hole!"

I said, " Great net
eagle, Bernie"!
As I erased the number on
the score card!

Old golfers never die,
Their handicaps just go up,
until no one will bet
with them anymore.